Start Hilarious dating profile headlines

Hilarious dating profile headlines

so let’s start: I’d like first to apologize for the typos I might have… nobody’s perfect) and I’m pretty much new in this country (I’ve been around for 2 years).

Plus, it creates a bit of mystery about you and the people who want to know more about you will reach out!

Talking to people in the real world until you trick someone into thinking you’re attractive and funny is not only difficult, but incredibly time-consuming.

I like people who have brains, humor and wit, spunk, self-confidence (not narcissism), resilience, strength of character, a willingness to learn and be taught (humility), those who have been through some sh-t in life and pushed through it (I am not going to make your lemonade for you).

If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you.

Luckily, Tinder exists so you can trick people from the comfort of your own home.

Enjoy these thirty-three funny Tinder profiles that definitely got their creators some action: Thanks to r/Tinder, imgur, and us for the images above.

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